Have you ever had the feeling, where you are out somewhere, and you really have to go to the bathroom. It is the worst feeling in the world. Our bodies are unpredictable in their asking, we are always unprepared.
So, i am on my way back from having a haircut in town. Its cool, i have a 20 minute walk home now, great! Time to listen to a podcast or music and have a gay o’time. But then, the body says “ make it back in 10 bitch, we gotta go”. I had never felt so worries for myself. What would people do if it just happened right here, right now?
I slowly began to increase my speed as i got closer and closer to home. I was sweating quite a bit (unlike prince andrew) fast walking, but I didn’t care. All i knew is if I didn’t make it home in time, this atom bomb was going to drop. Once i got to my road, i began to run; faster than i have ever have before. I was sprinting just to get to the bathroom. Once i got home, i was relieved, i was so happy. Now, keys, where are they? I had a mild panic attach whilst trying to look at them, contemplating whether i should just poop in the garden. No, i must get to the toilet. So, i smashed the window and broke in to my own house. Only joking, imagine if i did? I found my key, ran in and had the best toilet experience of my life.
So, why am i writing about this. I want to write about experiences in my life, because its funny. I also want to show that life is impossible to plan for. But, there is always a good reason. Appreciate life’s imperfections, embrace when you have the chance to so something different. Someday, it will make a great story.
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